About Me


April Oneal

(816) 641-1APE (273)


Im April Oneal and I'm the spitting image of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles April Oneal

I offer a very passionate girlfriend type service, including kissing on lips and from head to toe. Body to body massage. I am clean, healthy, very friendly and my service is unrushed. I have my own private luxury apartment that is very discreet with easy street parking.



Sensual, erotic, experienced showgirl for your viewing pleasure. I've learnt from the best, and practice makes perfect! Very friendly, easygoing, wicked sense of humour! Love men of all ages, shy guys, widowers, broken. Great listener. Compassionate and understanding.

Go once or go as many times as you can, choice is yours. I am an expert at making you last. I like my clients to leave feeling 10 feet tall and bulletproof. Oh and drained of course.... 

Disclaimer

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Services Provided
This website is intended to connect individuals seeking companionship. The services offered are strictly for adults seeking social interaction and entertainment. There is no implied or explicit guarantee of any specific outcome or experience.

Legal Compliance
All services provided comply with local laws and regulations regarding adult services. It is your responsibility to understand and adhere to the laws pertaining to adult services in your jurisdiction.

No Illegal Activity
The individuals advertised on this site operate within the boundaries of the law. Any engagement in illegal activities is strictly prohibited. All parties involved agree that any interaction is consensual and respectful.

No Liability
This website does not accept any responsibility for the actions, decisions, or outcomes that may arise from interactions between clients and service providers. We recommend that all individuals approach any meeting with caution and respect for personal safety and boundaries.

By using this website, you agree to the terms set forth in this disclaimer and acknowledge that you have read and understood the information provided..

Name: April Oneil Main City: Independence, MO Sex: Female Sex Preference: Bi-Sexual Body Type: Thick with a phat as Race/Ethnic: White Age: 19 Availability: Incalls/Outcalls 1st Language: English Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Redhead Hair Type: Curly Hair Length: Mid-Back Body Piercings: One Breast Implants: No Grooming: Bald Tattoos?: A few Smokes?: Cant tell Porn Star?: Aspiring Likes: Good hygiene, Gifts, Generous clients, Gentlemen over 30 years old, Mature, respectful gentlemen, Executive/senior manager clients Available to: Men, Women, Couples

Rates

April Oneal

(816) 641-1APE (273)


My rates and services are listed below. Please don't negotiate my rates. I offer special deals from time to time. Sign up to my mailing list to receive notifications of special deals!


Please see my general rates and services in the table below.


Compensation is for our time together and companionship.

Please provide the cash donation discreetly in a concealed envelope or card at the beginning of our time together.

Please never mention, confirm, discuss or negotiate the rate.

Please email me your request for extended time and/or domestic and international travel rates.

Rate Session Service Details
$150 USD 15min Incalls bbbj
$180 USD 15min Outcalls QV
$250 USD 30min Outcalls hhr
$300 USD 1hr Incalls FH

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Contact

April Oneal

(816) 641-1APE (273)


Thank you for your interest in contacting me. Please see my contact information below. The best way to reach me is by phone. Please call to book an appointment, and don't call from a blocked number.


I look forward to seeing you! Please read my website carefully because it should answer most of your questions. Offensive phone calls and emails will be ignored.

8166411273

No blocked numbers. No text messages.

[email protected]

I'm Ready to book

Etiquette

April Oneal

(816) 641-1APE (273)


PAYMENT

Bring cash and set on table nearest to me with each bill spread out.

CANCELLATION

There is a 20% Cancelation fee which is the agreed on rate.


DEALING WITH YOUR HIGH CLASS ESCORT

I am there to do a job - nothing more. Despite the fact a lady may work as a high class escort does not mean to say that she is different to any other women. Just because she partakes in employment and earns money as a high class escort does not detract from this simple truth. Underneath the exterior, as pleasing as may be, lies a person who eats, lives and sleeps like the rest of us. Blood runs as much through my veins as those of you a client.

This means treating me with the respect I deserves. Women adore men who treat them right! If clients abuse their escort, whether verbally or physically, then this will mean an immediate discontinuation of the service and I will leave.

PERSONAL HYGIENE

Clean, fresh-smelling men exude a magic over the opposite sex. Science has shown that a woman's sense of smell is far greater than that of their male counterpart. This advanced function of the female means that she appreciates delicious fragrances more. Obversely, it also means she dislikes fowl smells even less! Before we meet always ensure you are clean. It only takes 10 minutes to brush your teeth and take a shower. I may prepare myself for a client and take 10 times such preparation.

Personal hygiene not only relates to the client but also the abode, whether personal residence or hotel. If the premises are not clean and respectable then we instruct our elite female escorts to vacate the premises immediately.

F.A.Q.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What will you wear?
I have a phenomenal wardrobe and variety to fit any occasion. If there is something you request please let me know. You can be assured that I will be classy and never wear questionable attire.
How can I give you your donation?
Please provide the cash or money order in an envelope, magazine or book and hand it to me as soon as we meet or slip it in my purse discreetly. That way we are both at ease and can begin to enjoy each others company!
Are the photos of you authentic?
Absolutely! I do not believe in false promotion. They are recent to show you what I look like now, not yesterday or what I hope to attain.
Do you travel?
I am currently enrolled in a program of study, so please take that into account when planning travel with me. However, I do welcome travel engagements. With enough notice, I can fly to meet you anywhere. I have a US Passport, and am available for international travel. I am conversant in French, Spanish, and Italian, and am always looking for an opportunity to improve my language skills and cultural awareness.
What methods of payment do you accept?
I accept cash, wire transfers, direct deposit, and money orders/certified checks from recognized financial institutions. Established friends will be provided with further options.
What is the best way to contact you? May I call you?
The best way to reach me is always via e-mail. A contact number will be provided once you are verified, and have confirmed an appointment.
Can we meet briefly for coffee or cocktails, so that I can see if we get along?
Absolutely, but the rates for my time remain the same. That would be considered an arrangement of time with me, and I would have to be given my normal donation for that time spent.
Are your pictures really you?
Yes, they are. I work out on a regular basis, and live a healthy lifestyle. All of my pictures are of me, and all of them are recent.
Are your rates negotiable?
Sorry, they aren't. Please don't try to negotiate with me; I find it offensive and will end all communication immediately.
Can you bring a girlfriend on a date?
Yes! I like women very much, and have a few wonderful girlfriends who would love to join us on our date.
Do you like gifts?
I love gifts, although they are not required or expected. If you wish to indulge me, please click here for a list of some things that will bring a smile to my face.
How far in advance can I book an appointment with you?
I prefer twenty-four hours notice. For travel to another city or state I a prefer two to three days notice. For international travel I prefer a weeks notice.
Would you accompany me out to dinner or a night out on the town? Would you attend a special event with me such as a fundraiser or gallery opening? Would you come with me on a business trip or vacation?
I would love to do all of these things with you. I'm educated and well traveled and I think you would enjoy bringing me along. I also dress appropriately for every occasion. Be forewarned because I will still turn heads...in the right way of course! You'll love having me on your arm!
Why is your face hidden and blurred in all of your photos? Can you send me photos of your face so I can see what you look like?
My face is hidden and blurred because I'm a very private person. I have a life outside of this and I protect my privacy as much as I will protect yours. I won't send you pictures for this very reason. That being said, when you meet me you won't be disappointed. I used to be a fashion model! I'm also told that I look younger in real life and my friends are always struck by my beauty when we meet.
Are references really necessary?
While I appreciate your need for discretion, my safety is as important as your privacy. Trust is an integral part of our relationship. If I cannot verify you, I cannot see you.
What are your expectations of me?
I expect you to present me with my fees at the commencement of each appointment. If we are in public, please be discreet and use a gift card or a small gift bag. I expect that you be a gentleman at all times and respect any boundaries I have. To make our date as enjoyable as possible, please be well groomed, freshly showered and have minty-fresh breath.
What happens if I have to cancel?
If you cancel with more than 3 days notice (or in the unlikely event that I must cancel), your deposit will be refunded in full. Should you need to cancel with 24 hours to 3 days notice, I will refund 50% of your deposit. The remaining 50% (less any incurred expenses) will be applied towards a future engagement so long as it occurs within 2 months of the initial cancellation. Cancellations under 24 hours are non-refundable.
Do you like to travel?
Yes, I love to travel. With enough notice, I can fly to meet you anywhere! I require a first date before traveling with someone I have never met. If we are not well acquainted, I will require my own room. I expect to be reimbursed for travel expenses.
Do you have reviews?
I have had many reviews in the past (all favorable), and would be pleased to share them with you upon request. However, I prefer not to have reviews posted. If you must post a review, please ask me first, and I will advise you as to which review sites I am willing to participate in. I also ask that you keep any reviews tasteful.
Why didn't you respond to my emails?
If your email is inappropriate in any way, it is discarded. Due to travel and screening, please allow adequate timefor me to respond.

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